i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
fuck your aforementioned shoe
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
