Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
She said her name was "party"
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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