I hope mine doesn't look like that
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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