Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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