i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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