I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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