Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
