There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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