so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
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