I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
a search helicopter?!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Randomize
