u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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