I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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