What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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