You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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