I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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