Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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