Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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