six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
