yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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