if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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