your thong is hanging out like whoa
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
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