Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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