Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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