id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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