so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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