I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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