i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
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