singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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