Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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