look no pants
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
please don't ironically join a cult
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