Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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