and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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