Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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