I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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