dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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