Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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