i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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