hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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