she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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