you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have fence marks all over my body
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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