Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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