You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
