Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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