Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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