I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize