I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
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I need you to use more vowels.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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