You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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