I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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