Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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