His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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