Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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