i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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