Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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