There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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